Singleton, Singletown and Single-ish? Check!

So, I lied, this post is about boys and still not giving a damn! Whoot but even to the next level. Hollah. Anyway, I watched about a dozen people get married (mostly on facebook once in real life) and I realized, I love being single. I love playing the dating game and despite my friend's hopes and dreams of me settling down, getting married, etc, I kind of want to vomit on the relationship kingdom and continue being single. That was a run on sentence but do you get what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I love being in a relationship but I need to date, I've been only dating for two years and I want to date, for real, hardcore serial dater not date two guys and BAM relationship. Nope, not anymore, nothing you can say or do that will make me jump into another relationship. I want to call the shots, I want to do what I want and I want to pick up my clothes, leave a guy's house and sleep in my OWN BED. Yes! My bed, my pillows that smell like ME not effing B.O. Gross.